Posts tagged dad

Jesus Christ every SINGLE time I “sext” my boyfriend, I’ll make up a really fuckin steamy text and I’ll be so hesitant to send it because I make sure like 1000 times that I’m not accidentally texting my DAD or something. How horrible would that be. Sending a text to my dad that says something like “I’m wet and I wanna fuck you stupid” LIKE OH MY GOD HOW HORRIBLE WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN DO.

I’m glad I chose the fathers day week to read you again.